quotable quotes: a lawyer joke

A young lawyer, fresh out of school, came into town and asked,
“Do you have a criminal lawyer here?”
The reply came, “We think so but we can’t prove it.”

. . . Don’t let it be said in the places we frequent, “we think we have a Mormon but we can’t prove it”

~Elder Richard G. Hinckley
Beaverton, OR Stake Conference 
August 22, 2009
[image "Mister Business Man" by Tiago Rïbeiro]

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